Friday, July 29, 2011

Keeping Specter's blog tidy

B2 here. Goggles just updated the main blog, figured I'd throw in my two cents over here.

Goggles pretty much laid it all out for you, but there's one important thing he left out.

See, one of the nerds doesn't really ever bathe. And he itches all over his body. So what does he do? He scratches and rolls off small piles of dead skin covered in miniscule amounts of dirt, then starts rolling it up into a little ball. I just found one such little ball on my desk in my shiny office that I have because I'm the Field Commander for the SMD nowadays.

Let me repeat that: I found a fucking dead skin Katamari on my desk.

-B2

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Gone Fishing

Heading for Florida. Don't worry, Goggles has tipped me off to the possibility of me being in danger. I'm taking a team of SMD troopers as bodyguards, because my boss refuses to let me cancel.

Goggles is officially in charge while I'm gone, unless B2 gets back early. In which case, B2's in charge.

-Specter

Friday, July 8, 2011

OK, question

What.

The.

Fuck?

-Specter

Finally have access to the account again

Lucky me.

Anyways, things have been quiet ever since my little trip to Indiana.

Science team's hard at work. With any luck, we'll get a way to keep the dimensional bleeding under control developed and figured out before anything especially bad happens. If this is just some weird calm before the storm, then I want us ready for the storm.

-Specter

Finally have access to the account again

Lucky me.

Anyways, things have been quiet ever since my little trip to Indiana.

Science team's hard at work. With any luck, we'll get a way to keep the dimensional bleeding BLEEDING bleeding BLEEDING

Finally have access to the account again

Lucky me.

Anyways, things have been quiet ever since my little trip to Indiana.

Science team's hard at work. With any luck, we'll get a way to get a way to get a way to GET AWAY

Finally have access to the account again

Lucky me.

Anyways, things have been quiet ever since my little trip to Indiana.

Science team's hard at work. With any luck, we'll get a way to ggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Twofold Warning

Leonard,

You and your little audience are reading this because I have reason to believe you are trustworthy.

Do not take that trust lightly.

Do not continue to question my motives, those of anyone who may be working under me, or those of any superiors I may have.

Just know that I am here to help where I can. Does it matter where the help is coming from at this point?

-A Friend