Wednesday, May 25, 2011

WARNING: ACTIVATION GLITCH DETECTED

Running diagnostic.

Diagnostic complete. Glitch has been repaired.

Commencing activation of Central Processing Unit.

Activation successful. Commencing activation of secondary processing units and peripheral hardware.

Activation successful.

Paranormal Termination Consortium Helper: Online and fully functional.

Primary Directive: Assistance in all Paranormal Termination Consortium counter-paranormal actions.

Secondary Directive: Assistance of Irregular forces in counter-paranormal actions.

Tertiary Directive: Assistance in enforcement of Paranormal Termination Consortium Directive One. Paranormal secrecy must be maintained.

Requesting input. PTC SMD Head Executive has identified this as a shakedown run to test for interaction with organic inquiries and orders.

Attempts to hack the PATCH will be retaliated against with extreme prejudice. You have been warned.

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